A DREAM COME ALIVE - PT 1 - CHAPTER 5 RECOVERY

                                           

Ok, so there we were standing...UMMMM.

ok, so there we were, me flat on my back looking up at him...

and he holding me and looking OH SO adorable.

Now in the movie that will be made of this I am sure,

this is where the video will fade as the romantic music

begins in the background.

YEH RIGHT.

IF THERE IS A GOD, and She has ANY sense,

the video camera will be empty. Think of the children.

"You okay," 

the hero and future father of my children asked toothily?

"OH YEH JUST PEACHY," 

I muttered to myself as I

let him help me to my feet.

"I'm sorry,"

I started to say but again...he cut me off.

"It issss ok, things happen."

"Yes and always to me and it's never good and..."

I thought but didn't say.

"Would you like to go have some coffee?"

"Coffee."

"Yes."

"That would be nice,"

I thought...but didn't add 

'SAID THE SPIDER TO THE FLY'.

Is it cheating if the fly VOLUNTEERS?

Crawls onto the flypaper and surrenders?

Hmmm. Hey, it's MY movie and what the hell.

I nodded, and he took my hand and led me off to...

THE COFFEE SHOP,

which I knew since that is what the sign over the door said.

E for originality, I thought.

Pleasant enough place inside...
tables and chairs and booths and the TOOTHIEST waiter 
I have ever seen. All of 17 years of him or whatever and after one look at GOD standing next to me told me this doofus thought he had suddenly found a religion heretofore unknown to man...and it looked like he was gonna do communion right here...with his eyes bugged in the general direction of God's crotch.

SO NOT PROTESTANT, and I was JUST ABOUT to send him to MY Jesus for a small CHAT... 
when GOD intervened...
(drat, I was SOOO hoping) 
and said...booth? For two?

This celebrant from the Church Of The Holy Coffee Shop server looked quizzical for a moment then turned to me and suddenly REALIZED..YES, YOO HOO...TWO. 

I was NOT amused.

"Sure," and then he turned/maneuvered/SWIRLED, 
while gesturing to 
AT LEAST ONE OF US 
to follow him.

Follow my ass. 
Lucky for you my branding iron 
is in the cleaners.

But, like the good sport I am I merely smiled sweetly 

(while mentally plotting his doom) 
and moved in behind him.

CLAWS UNSHEATHED. MEOWWWWWWWWW.

He took us to a booth somewhere in Ohio because I just knew he wanted GOD to catch his 'action.' WELL, I was just about to permanently end said 'action' when we got to the booth and he stopped and gestured for me to enter. It seriously grieved him I knew.

I smiled (at great personal cost mind you) 
and got in and GOD...
HAHAHA, thank you,  
moved right in behind me.

HEHEHE

You should have seen the look on ol' 
Server's/Robin thank you for name tags puss. HAHA.

God is GOOD, I thought while still smiling 
and this time I MEANT IT. I am sorry 
to have to admit this 
especially in front of God, 
but I AM only human.

"God created all in his own image and likeness," 

and personality? HAH. 

I could see the shrug as our server did a mental readjustment designed specifically to re-assess his chances at being the last supper for God, and decided by the look on his face 
(after seeing the one on mine)

that that was PRETTTTTY unlikely, 
and then rather off-handedly to my mind, dropped the menus on the table and while muttering something about coffee and water and God knows...hehee, scampered off.

"BYEEEEEEEEEE!"
BAD I YAM. LOL.

I turned to face God who I now noticed had a just slightly detectable GRIN, and I thought NO WAY does he know what I was thinking, DOES GOD. 

OOPS.

I suddenly heard my menu calling me and although I had NO intention of having anything but coffee and God on a HERO...

I felt a hand coming over mine.

UH OH.

"You okay?"

I sat in that booth next to God, 
with God's right leg 
pressed so hard against my left one 
that I was fearing 
loss of circulation...and all of a sudden, 
I knew.

"Yeh thanks."

I knew it was.

Don't ask me how I knew, but yes. I knew.

We were gonna be alright now and all of the last twenty minutes just slowly started to all fade away.

I turned back to the menu and mentally did a 

HIGH FIVE with myself.

OH GOD...I am so happy, and something 
in God's look and his eyes a minute ago 
told me he was too.

Hallelujah PRAISE GOD...

Of course, we were a long way from merged 
or so I thought, but...

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